golden retriever
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion
$26.00identity
── Archetype · reclaiming the stereotype
Pet identity t-shirts — reclaiming the stereotype.
Yes, my dog is a menace. Yes, my Shepherd sheds. Yes, my black cat brings 'bad luck' that's actually just other people's bad luck. Snarkpaws identity tees reclaim the stereotypes the internet keeps lobbing at us — and wear them proudly.
- Velcro Shepherd. German Shedder. Void Deployed. Tortitude. Sockdog by trade, menace by passion.
- Heritage screen-print aesthetic on heavyweight Comfort Colors blanks.
- Each shirt = one specific stereotype, reclaimed.
- Free U.S. shipping over $50. Returns within 30.
The Identity rack.
30 tees
french bulldog
Bat ears. Hot takes. No filter
$26.00identity
dachshund
Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell
$26.00identity
german shepherd
German Shedder. The D is silent. The fur is not
$26.00identity
orange tabby
Harbinger of chaos. Weighs nine pounds
$26.00identity
black cat
Void deployed
$26.00identity
tortoiseshell
Tortitude
$26.00identity
maine coon
Not a lynx. Still terrifying
$26.00identity
ragdoll
Floppy when picked up. Loud when left alone
$26.00identity
turtle
Take it slow
$26.00identity
black cat
The void, gestural
$26.00identity
german shepherd
Studies in: shedding
$26.00identity
maine coon
A study in fluff
$26.00identity
french bulldog
The frog dog, gestural
$26.00identity
german shepherd
German Shedder
$36.00identity
dog mom
My blood type is dog fur
$36.00identity
husky
The Husky scream is a love language
$26.00identity
australian shepherd
Velcro Dog Tax: paid in full
$26.00identity
labrador
Retrieves everything. Returns nothing
$26.00identity
beagle
NOT IGNORING YOU. FOLLOWING A SMELL FROM TUESDAY
$26.00identity
doberman
LOOKS LIKE A BODYGUARD. BEHAVES LIKE A BARNACLE
$26.00identity
basset hound
BUILT LOW. MOVES SLOWLY. HEARS NOTHING
$26.00identity
great pyrenees
BARKS AT NOTHING. AT THREE IN THE MORNING. PROFESSIONALLY
$26.00identity
border collie
Border Collie stare survivor
$26.00identity
chihuahua
Ankle biter energy
$26.00identity
cat dad
Cat Dad. That's the whole personality
$26.00identity
dog mom
Foster fail. Zero regrets
$26.00identity
dog mom
Currently in my Dog Mom Era
$26.00identity
cat dad
Officially in my Crazy Cat Dad Era
$26.00identity
dog mom
DINK + Dog
$26.00identity
Worn by everyone tired of pretending their pet is anything other than exactly what they're known for.
Identity tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demandIdentity tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demand