golden retriever
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion
$26.00identity
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Retrieves everything. Returns nothing.
The sock is his now. The remote is next.
For the Labrador owner who has accepted that retrieving is only half the transaction. He brings the ball back once, out of politeness, then spends the rest of his life collecting socks, remotes, and exactly one shoe from every pair you own. Nothing is ever returned. The pile is his now, and you are welcome to visit it.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice