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── golden retriever  ·  identity

Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion.

Golden Glitter on every garment.

For the household where matching socks are extinct and dog fur is now an accent color in the wardrobe.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorBlack
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Design story · 3 min

Field note: 'Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion'

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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