── golden retriever  ·  anxious mom

$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine.

He is always fine. The carpet is not.

For the dog mom whose vet has her on the family-plan punch card. He ate something — he always eats something — and the receipt is taller than the dog. He's fine. The carpet, the rug, the new shoe, and the wallet are not.

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