golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
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golden retriever
He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong
$26.00sarcastic
golden retriever
$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine
$26.00anxious mom
golden retriever
World's okayest Golden Dad. Certified by the dog. Probably
$26.00sarcastic dad
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
golden retriever
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion
$26.00identity
french bulldog
Introverted. My Frenchie is not. We balance each other
$26.00introvert
french bulldog
She screams at me when the WiFi is slow
$26.00sarcastic
french bulldog
The vet bills are a love language
$26.00anxious mom
french bulldog
Dad of a small loud French citizen
$26.00sarcastic dad
french bulldog
Frog dog. Drama queen. Tiny dragon
$26.00personality
french bulldog
Bat ears. Hot takes. No filter
$26.00identity
dachshund
Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct
$26.00introvert
dachshund
She heard the command. She chose violence
$26.00sarcastic
dachshund
Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me
$26.00anxious mom
dachshund
Girl Dad to a tube of drama
$26.00sarcastic dad
dachshund
Tiny CEO energy. Big opinions. Bad back
$26.00personality
dachshund
Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell
$26.00identity
german shepherd
Velcro Shepherd. I haven't peed alone since 2021
$26.00introvert
german shepherd
He doesn't bark. He argues
$26.00sarcastic
german shepherd
He's not aggressive. He's selectively social
$26.00anxious mom
german shepherd
Shepherd Dad. The dog screens guests. Including me
$26.00sarcastic dad
german shepherd
Fifty percent dog. Fifty percent goblin. One hundred percent drama
$26.00personality
german shepherd
German Shedder. The D is silent. The fur is not
$26.00identity
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