── dachshund  ·  introvert

Long boi judges. Long boi withdraws. Long boi correct.

The side-eye is the love language.

For the wiener dog household where everyone — human and canine — is a little judgmental and a little correct about it. The long boi sees a stranger and files an immediate dissent. You nod along. He is, in fact, usually right.

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