
golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
── french bulldog · introvert
She screams. I don't have to.
For the human who has outsourced all extroversion to a 22-pound dog with bat ears and zero filter. She screams at the WiFi router. She screams at the squirrels. You smile and nod — she's already said what needed saying.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.