golden retriever
$600 vet bill. It was the carpet. He's fine
$26.00anxious mom
── Archetype · $600 vet bill energy
Anxious dog mom & cat mom t-shirts — $600 vet bill energy.
You have an emergency fund. It's specifically for the dog. Snarkpaws anxious-mom tees are for the household where every cough is an emergency, every limp is the limp, and the carpet has been replaced approximately twice in the dog's lifetime. The math is the love language.
- Designs built on real receipts — $600 vet bill, separation-anxiety mutual, the carpet was lost in 2024.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 retains shape after the millionth wash through the millionth cycle of stress-baking.
- Comfort Colors 1717 for the heavyweight tee that feels like a hug.
- Free U.S. shipping over $50. Free guilt about whether the dog is fine. (He's fine.)
The Anxious Mom rack.
12 tees
french bulldog
The vet bills are a love language
$26.00anxious mom
dachshund
Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me
$26.00anxious mom
german shepherd
He's not aggressive. He's selectively social
$26.00anxious mom
orange tabby
I love him. He is a himbo
$26.00anxious mom
black cat
My camera can't focus on him. Neither can I
$26.00anxious mom
tortoiseshell
Tortie Mom. Vet on speed dial
$26.00anxious mom
maine coon
Maine Coon Mom. The vet scale is broken
$26.00anxious mom
ragdoll
Velcro cat. Separation anxiety. Mutual
$26.00anxious mom
rottweiler
This mom has one rule: don't talk about the Rottie
$36.00anxious mom
bernedoodle
Subscription cost: Fluff Tax
$26.00anxious mom
dog mom
My therapist has fur
$26.00anxious mom
Worn by every parent who has googled symptoms at 2 AM and then bought a tee about it. The shirt is the diagnosis.
Anxious Mom tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demandAnxious Mom tees, all 9 breedsThree blanks · your choiceFrom $19Free U.S. shipping over $50Printed on demand