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← Back to shopbernedoodle  ·  anxious mom

── bernedoodle  ·  anxious mom

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For the Bernedoodle parent whose grooming budget rivals their mortgage and whose vacuum has filed for hazard pay every quarter since adoption. The Fluff Tax is monthly, the Fluff Tax is involuntary, and the Fluff Tax does not negotiate. This premium Bernedoodle t-shirt is illustrated as a vintage natural-history plate — fluff cataloged, expense itemized, breed scientifically documented.

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$26.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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