Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me.

Name: Dachshund — Tell me you have a Dachshund without telling me
Brand: Snarkpaws
SKU: dachshund-anxious-mom
Availability: InStock

The couch has a ramp. The car has a ramp. I have a ramp.

For the spine-care-specialist mom whose phone has memorized IVDD warning signs and the vet's direct cell. The couch has a ramp. The car has a ramp. The bed has a ramp. So does her tolerance for being judged by strangers at the dog park.

Price

$26.00USD

In stock

BlankComfort Colors 1717

ColorWhite

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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