golden retriever
He's a 14/10. Brent disagrees. Brent is wrong
$26.00sarcastic
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He doesn't bark. He argues.
Frequently. With evidence.
For the GSD owner whose dog has won three out of four household disputes this week, and the fourth is under appeal. He doesn't bark — he files objections, escalates concerns, and circles you until the matter is heard. Receipts attached.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice