
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── french bulldog · personality
All three are accurate. None are exaggerated.
For the Frenchie owner whose dog occupies three personalities before breakfast: frog dog (splooting on the cool tile), drama queen (the food bowl is empty), and tiny dragon (the mailman exists). All three are accurate. All three are operating concurrently.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

golden retriever
personality

french bulldog
introvert

french bulldog
sarcastic

french bulldog
anxious mom