
golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
── golden retriever · sarcastic dad
Certification revoked monthly. Reissued.
For the dad whose Golden has more Instagram followers than he does and a more interesting feed. The certification is reissued every Father's Day, revoked by Tuesday. The dog is currently lobbying for new privileges.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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