── german shepherd  ·  personality

Fifty percent dog. Fifty percent goblin. One hundred percent drama.

Math checks out. So do the receipts.

For the GSD household where the dog is somehow more dramatic than the spouse and more dignified than the cat. Fifty percent dog, fifty percent goblin, one hundred percent receipts. The math has been audited. The audit confirmed it.

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