Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell.

Name: Dachshund — Bred to fight badgers. Currently fighting the doorbell
Brand: Snarkpaws
SKU: dachshund-identity
Availability: InStock

Both fights are taken equally seriously.

For the doxie household where the doorbell is a personal affront and the postman is a documented enemy. Bred to fight badgers in 1500. Currently fighting Tuesday's recycling pickup with the same conviction.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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