── labrador  ·  identity

RETRIEVES EVERYTHING. RETURNS NOTHING.

THE SOCK IS HIS NOW. THE REMOTE IS NEXT.

For the Labrador owner who has accepted that retrieving is only half the transaction. He brings things back once, out of politeness, then spends the rest of his life collecting socks, remotes, and exactly one shoe from every pair you own.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.