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My blood type is dog fur.

The vet has stopped asking.

The medical mystery is solved. Your CBC came back inconclusive because half your bloodstream is fur and half your wardrobe is too. The vet has stopped asking. The lint roller is decorative — it never worked anyway. Universal dog-mom truth, said once with intention.

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$36.00USD

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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