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NOT IGNORING YOU. FOLLOWING A SMELL FROM TUESDAY.

THE NOSE OUTRANKS ME. IT ALWAYS HAS.

For the Beagle owner who has accepted that recall is a suggestion and the nose is the actual authority in the household. He is not being defiant and he is not ignoring you. He is three days deep into a scent trail that begins somewhere near the bins and ends in another postcode.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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