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── basset hound  ·  identity

BUILT LOW. MOVES SLOWLY. HEARS NOTHING.

THE EARS ARE DECORATIVE.

For the Basset owner who has accepted that those magnificent ears serve no functional purpose whatsoever. He is built close to the ground, operates at one speed, and has never once come when called. The ears drag through everything and hear absolutely nothing.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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