── great pyrenees  ·  identity

BARKS AT NOTHING. AT THREE IN THE MORNING. PROFESSIONALLY.

THE PERIMETER IS SECURE. IT WAS ALWAYS SECURE.

For the Great Pyrenees owner who has been woken at 3am by a threat that turned out to be the wind. He is a livestock guardian by trade and your suburban lawn is the flock. There has never been an intruder, which he considers proof that the system works.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.