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HIGH MAINTENANCE BY DESIGN. LOW EFFORT BY CHOICE.

THE BRUSHING SCHEDULE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

For the Persian cat household where grooming is a lifestyle and the cat treats it as an insult. He requires daily maintenance and offers nothing in return except presence.

Price

$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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