golden retriever
Sockdog by trade. Menace by passion
$26.00identity
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NO FUR. NO SHEDDING. NO PERSONAL SPACE.
HE IS COLD. YOU ARE THE BLANKET.
For the Sphynx owner who was sold on the hypoallergenic angle and never warned about the heat-seeking. There is no fur to vacuum, which is the one advantage. He is permanently cold, permanently attached to you, and permanently under the duvet.
Price
In stock$26.00USD
BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
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Care & feeding
Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.
BREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choiceBREAKING: Plans cancelled by request of the dogFree U.S. shipping over $50Sized XS — 2XLThree blanks · your choice