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German Shedder.

The breed name, corrected for accuracy.

Typography sits inside the silhouette — same energy as the dog: confident, structured, taking up the whole room. The breed name corrected for accuracy: German Shedder, D silent, fur loud. Worn by people whose sweater is forever a fifty-percent fur composite.

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$36.00USD

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Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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