
golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
── tortoiseshell · introvert
There is only one of those three by choice.
For the household where the human is reserved, the tortie is volcanic, and somehow it works. One of you signed up for this. One of you is tortie-tolerant — by mandatory daily renewal. The contract has no exit clause.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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