
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── tortoiseshell · personality
She is a small angry queen.
For the household with a small calico-adjacent tyrant whose three colors come with three operating personalities. She declined the offered dinner. She asked for the better one. She is small. She is angry. She is queen.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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