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Three colors. Three personalities. All of them mad.

She is a small angry queen.

For the household with a small calico-adjacent tyrant who declined the offered dinner and asked for the better one.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorBlack
SizeM
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Design story · 2 min

Field note: 'Three colors. Three personalities. All of them mad'

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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