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The Purrtail.

She knows what you did last summer.

For the tortie with surveillance-grade eye contact and a memory that will outlive her ninth life. She knows what you did last summer. She knows what you did this Tuesday. She is willing to discuss it. You are not.

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$26.00USD

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BlankComfort Colors 1717
ColorWhite
SizeM
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Design story · 7 min

'The Purrtail' — a Tortoiseshell story

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

  • Cold

    Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.

  • Forever

    Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.

  • No iron on print

    Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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