
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── terrier · personality
HE HAS NEVER LOST AN ARGUMENT. HE HAS NEVER WON ONE EITHER.
For the small-terrier household where the dog is convinced he is the largest animal present. He will take on a delivery van, a vacuum cleaner, or a Great Dane with identical confidence and identical results. Nothing has ever been resolved, and his self-belief has never wavered.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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