
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── shih tzu · personality
HE WAS BRED FOR PALACES. HE GOT YOUR SOFA.
For the Shih Tzu owner whose dog carries himself like royalty and contributes nothing to the household economy. He was bred for emperors and deployed on your sectional.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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