
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── pug · personality
SNORES LIKE A KETTLE. SLEEPS LIKE A BRICK.
For the Pug household where the dog is audible from another room at all times. He snorts on the way in, wheezes on the way out, and snores like a kettle coming to the boil. None of it indicates distress. It is simply the ambient soundtrack you signed up for.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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