
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── poodle · personality
THE GROOMER KNOWS. THE NEIGHBORS DO NOT.
For the Poodle owner whose dog presents as refined in public and runs the house like a small chaotic CEO in private. The haircut is immaculate. The decisions are not.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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