
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── dachshund · personality
Just when you thought it was safe to drop a tennis ball.
For the Doxie who treats every dropped object like the first move in a hostile takeover. The ocean is your living room — she patrols the kitchen tile like it's open water. Tennis balls have learned to stay in the bin.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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