
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── orange tabby · personality
Orange boy energy. Certified.
For the household where Gen Z phrasing is the only accurate way to describe a 4 a.m. wall-running incident with no clear cause. He do be silly. He do be in the bathtub at 4:13 a.m. He do be on the ceiling fan by 4:14.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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