
golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
── orange tabby · introvert
We pass it back and forth on Tuesdays.
For the household where the brain cell visits the orange cat on a rotating schedule and skips the human entirely on Tuesdays. The cat handles the running into walls. You handle the bills. The braincell handles neither.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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