
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$34.00personality · golden retriever
── dog mom · personality
Senior management has fur.
For the multi-pet household where the human-to-paw ratio decisively favors paws and the daily calorie budget includes three different kibble brands. Sibling dynamics, treat negotiations, and the ongoing question of whose dog bed is whose — managed daily, never resolved. This multi-pet tee is illustrated as an Audubon-style naturalist plate showing several breed silhouettes cataloged side by side, with vintage field-guide annotations.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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