
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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── maine coon · personality
Mega-chonk in residence.
For the Maine Coon parent whose 'gentle giant' clocks in at twenty-four pounds and eats like a regular twenty-four-pounder. The lion mane is real. The chonk is real. The food bill is also real.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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