
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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THE OTHER TWO ARE ALSO SPENT LYING DOWN.
For the retired-racer household that expected an athlete and adopted a rug. He can hit forty miles an hour in about six strides, and he does this roughly once a week for eleven seconds. The remainder of his life is horizontal.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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