THINKS HE IS A LAP DOG. THE LAP DISAGREES.

Name: Great Dane — THINKS HE IS A LAP DOG. THE LAP DISAGREES
Brand: Snarkpaws
SKU: great-dane-personality
Availability: InStock

ONE HUNDRED POUNDS OF UNREQUESTED CLOSENESS.

For the Great Dane owner who has lost every couch argument. He is convinced he weighs nothing and that your knees are a reasonable surface area for a nap.

Price

$26.00USD

In stock

BlankComfort Colors 1717

ColorWhite

SizeM

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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