
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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Frog dog. Cool tile. Tuesday.
For the French Bulldog owner whose dog is in full sploot — back legs splayed flat behind her on the kitchen tile — by 9 a.m. on every weekday. Sploot is now a dictionary word (Dictionary.com, 2024), and the splooting Frenchie is the dominant visual reference. This watercolor French Bulldog tee captures the sploot in soft brushwork, painted on a sand-tone background.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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