── dog mom  ·  personality

I like old dogs and I cannot lie.

Sir Mix-a-Lot rewrite — dog edition.

Senior dogs are the best dogs. They're calm, they're grateful, they sleep like it's a profession, and they have years of opinions cataloged neatly. Yours came home at twelve and immediately appointed himself supervisor of all carpets. For the dog mom who adopts seniors and tells the story to anyone who'll listen.

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