── great dane  ·  personality

Great Dane. Same as a small horse, but emotional.

120 lb lap dog. Owner agreed.

120 pounds of lap dog. Yours sits on the couch, on you, on the dog bed (briefly), and back on you again because the dog bed lacked the heartbeat. Same as a small horse, but emotional. Worn by parents whose coffee table is also a chin rest.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.