
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── dog mom · personality
The dog gets the walks. I get the espresso.
Different output, same fuel. The dog gets the walks; you get the espresso; everyone leaves the house slightly more emotionally regulated than they entered. Long walks measured in podcast episodes. Coffee measured in 'one for the road' refills. For dog moms with a system, a thermos, and an unbreakable morning routine.
$36.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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