
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── boxer · personality
He runs the kitchen. I run the spreadsheet.
For the Boxer parent whose dog is louder than the smoke detector and twice as accurate. He runs the kitchen. You run the spreadsheet. The arrangement has been honored since the day he sat on your laptop and stayed there for three hours.
$36.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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