
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
$26.00personality
── french bulldog · personality
He'll make you a chew toy you can't refuse.
For the Frenchie who runs the household like a 1972 mob movie — quiet menace, well-tailored side-eye, no respect for traditional command structures. He'll make you a chew toy you can't refuse. The cigar is optional. The opinion is not.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

golden retriever
personality

french bulldog
introvert

french bulldog
sarcastic

french bulldog
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