Die Hard. Wet Dog Edition.

Name: Dachshund — Die Hard. Wet Dog Edition
Brand: Snarkpaws
SKU: die-hard-wet-dog
Availability: InStock

Yippee-ki-yay, bath time.

For the Doxie who treats every Saturday bath like Nakatomi Plaza — vents to crawl through, hostages to take, a single John McClane resisting the hose. Yippee-ki-yay, bath time. Resistance lasts approximately 41 minutes.

Price

$26.00USD

In stock

BlankComfort Colors 1717

ColorWhite

SizeM

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Design story · 7 min

'Die Hard. Wet Dog Edition' — a Dachshund story

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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