── corgi  ·  personality

Some assembly required. Legs sold separately.

Full-size dog. Travel-size chassis.

For the Corgi person who has heard every short-legs joke and still laughs at this one. A Corgi is a full-size dog opinion delivered on a chassis that was clearly back-ordered. He herds your ankles, treats the stairs as a personal insult, and remains completely convinced he is a large animal.

Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.