── cat person  ·  personality

I pay the mortgage. He picks where I sleep.

The negotiation ended years ago.

For everyone who technically owns their home and functionally rents a corner of it. The cat claimed the middle of the bed, sideways, and the matter was settled without discussion. You now sleep diagonally, in roughly a third of the space, and you have stopped bringing it up.

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