
golden retriever
Introverted, but willing to discuss my Golden for three hours
$26.00introvert
── black cat · introvert
The void asks for nothing. It judges everything.
For the household where the void is technically present, technically silent, and technically right about everything. She asks for nothing. She judges everything. The space she occupies in the dark hallway is now load-bearing.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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