
golden retriever
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Energy. (The dog, not the boyfriend.)
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── bernedoodle · personality
Hypoallergenic in theory. Very allergenic to your wallet.
For the Bernedoodle owner whose seventy-pound teddy bear has the affection of a Bernese, the intellect of a Poodle, and the dramatic timing of a soap opera lead. He's hypoallergenic — for everyone except your bank account. This Bernedoodle tee is hand-painted watercolor, designed to look like a piece of art a friend would actually hang in their entryway, not a screen-printed punchline.
$26.00USD
Printed on demand. Ships in 3–5 business days. Returns within 30.
Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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