Bark to the Future.

Name: Golden Retriever — Bark to the Future
Brand: Snarkpaws
SKU: bark-to-the-future
Availability: InStock

1.21 jiggawatts of zoomies.

For the Golden whose 'time to run' button is permanently stuck in the on position and the off button was eaten in 2019. 1.21 jiggawatts of pure zoomie. Fire trail optional. Couch reupholstering, not optional.

Price

$26.00USD

In stock

BlankComfort Colors 1717

ColorWhite

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Design story · 7 min

'Bark to the Future' — a Golden Retriever story

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Care & feeding

Wash cold. Air-dry. Live forever.

Cold
Wash inside-out. Tumble-dry low if you must.
Forever
Color-fast for 50+ washes. We tested.
No iron on print
Iron the back. Never the words. Trust us.

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