── dog mom  ·  sarcastic

My coworker eats off the floor.

And he's still more productive than Brent.

For the work-from-home dog parent whose 9-to-5 happens at the kitchen island with a furry co-worker who has zero professional boundaries and a remarkable ability to interrupt every Zoom call at the worst possible moment. Brent from Marketing has never sent a useful email. The dog has, at minimum, never made things worse. This WFH dog tee is hand-painted watercolor, layered with deadpan office humor.

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